He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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