You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The convent might be a nice break from real life
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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