Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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