Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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