No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just want nice things and good sex
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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