I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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