THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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