WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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