I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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