I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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