She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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