i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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