Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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