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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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