Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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