Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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