You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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