I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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