woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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