BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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