afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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