Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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