need another drink. this is the easiest way
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is it because I queefed?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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