let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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