K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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