check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
His nipple licking is glorious
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