White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Please don't give away my fajitas
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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