Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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