i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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