9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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