Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I think my moral compass just broke
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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