i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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