if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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