Is it because I queefed?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
