is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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