So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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