But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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