But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
A bitchslap is in order.
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