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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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