Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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