yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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