I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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