The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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