just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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