you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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