Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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