Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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