The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
my liver is dry heaving
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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