I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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