Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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