8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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