Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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