He told me they were just razor bumps!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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