im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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