what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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