So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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