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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung

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• (813): View more from Florida

  i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."

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