operation harelip BJ is a go
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We left an ass print on the piano.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
This is the high leading the old right now
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery