At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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