I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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